Donald Trump Theatre, Episode One

By Amos Staff

An excerpt of remarks made by the 45th president of the United States of America in Lake Charles, Louisiana, the 10th of October, year of our lord, 2019. (On NewsHour, see here. Full text at Factba.se)

(Playlet in one act. Screenplay by Donald John Trump.)

Want to play a role in the next episode? Just send us video of you saying the president’s, umm, speech. (Send us a link to transcript so we can double-check your work.) Our email is amosmagdotcom@gmail.com. Also, you can contact us on Twitter and Instagram. Our user name is, surprise, surprise, amosmagdotcom.

Not for nothing but, our favorite key lime pie is actually the frozen one from Marie Callender. You can grab it from your local grocer. Freezer section. It’s delicious. Mmmmmm.

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