By Amos Staff
An excerpt of remarks made by the 45th president of the United States of America in Lake Charles, Louisiana, the 10th of October, year of our lord, 2019. (On NewsHour, see here. Full text at Factba.se)
(Playlet in one act. Screenplay by Donald John Trump.)
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