1.) This door at Luxor.
2.) I keep telling the flamingo not to spit in the fountain. He just refuses to behave. Bad flamingo.
3.) If you’re looking for your coffee, I found it in the Giada sign outside the Cromwell.
4.) This machine: I can’t lose. I put money in. I get money out. Winner!
5.) These giant koi live at the Flamingo. They can eat more than you. They can probably actually eat you.
6.) Pull your pants up. And keep your head on. Mickey and Minnie give absolutely zero shits.